16 5 / 2012

Did stuff Today.

For my future mental health, and possibly for a more positive social networking presence (hi, potential employers!), I’m going to occasionally (daily? sporadically?) have a GOOD OLD FASHIONED WEB LOG EXPERIENCE where I bore you to tears with my journal. Mostly when I’m productive in the “did career stuff” sense.

SO. I like to go to Starbucks or a library to get things done. Helps me stay focused WAY better than staying at home. Eating out is heavy on the wallet, though, and I hear about it from mom. ANYWAY, DEAR DIARY:

  • Uploaded new resume to Monster.com
  • Filled out Monster.com profile a bit
  • Updated photos on website
  • Updated PDF portfolio, uploaded to website
  • Revamped business cards
  • Sent PDF portfolio and business cards to professional printers
  • Read a book to assist me with my career choices as a designer
  • Cooked easy dinner, did one load of easy laundry
  • Did this blog

Old business card: http://i.imgur.com/gWfPk.png
New business card: http://i.imgur.com/7tmWr.png

Previously slightly smaller than credit-card sized, print-at-home stock, square corners. Now professionally printed, possible plastic, rounded corners, actual credit card sized.

Here’s the book: http://preview.tinyurl.com/cchju4o

Here’s to doing many things worth blogging about tomorrow.

06 4 / 2012

randomlancila:

Fuck fitspo.

‘Cut’ abs and muscular legs are not the only way to be healthy.

Do you see this picture? ALL of these women are Olympians, and all of them are healthy.

What about Holley Mangold?

She’s 374lbs. No, you can’t see her abs. But she just got into the…

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31 3 / 2012

Pecan Beer and Chocolate Coffee.

A mini-review, a facebook status update that spiraled out of control. I’m outgrowing twitter, I guess. Anyway, coffee that doesn’t suck, that’s not bitter, that’s tolerable to drink black: HEB’s pecan blend. I got a small fresh ground bag in the store yesterday. Without bitterness or cream or sugar, coffee reminds me of tea. Interesting. Anyway, subtle pecan hints, much like Young’s Double Chocolate Stout beer that I had last night. It gets hard to taste after the first few sips, though. In the end, I covered it up with ice cream flavored coffee creamer, but at least I wasn’t covering up horrible flavor with it. Much better than bitter Starbucks crap.

30 3 / 2012

junkshopcoyote:

LOL. Can any Canadian readers vouch? ;)

junkshopcoyote:

LOL. Can any Canadian readers vouch? ;)

(Source: blackmamba112)

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29 3 / 2012

I’m a pretty chill privileged dude but I’m trying to understand other kinds of people. I guess a good response would be “let it out”.
karapassey:

Making negatives for my next run of t-shirts. (Taken with instagram)

I’m a pretty chill privileged dude but I’m trying to understand other kinds of people. I guess a good response would be “let it out”.

karapassey:

Making negatives for my next run of t-shirts. (Taken with instagram)

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20 3 / 2012

rawrarf:

Ok, let’s see, I took this one more as a challenge than anything else, 10 completely different alternate dimension Rawrs.
1: Plush Wolf Rawr, Happy, Brainless, He’s stuffed.
2: Toon Rawr, Generally happy, defies physics, mute.
3: Realistic Fawn Rawr, Feral, Shy, Eats Shits and Sleeps.
4: Mecha Wolf Rawr, Basic AI for tackling enemies, claws as defense mechanism, limbs can stretch and retract into their sockets.
5: Warrior Fox Rawr, Serious, Skilled, Deadly, likes to draw first blood from his opponents.
6: Jackalope Rawr, Shy, Prefers to keep a low profile when in trouble, Would rather be anywhere else but here.
7: Holographic Help AI Rawr, He offers advice to people that ask him stuff, otherwise he has no personality, he sounds nice and helpful though (And he actually looks very nice)
8: Female Jackal Rawr, accountant, very serious about her job, likes cold weather, likes hot beverages. (And actually looks pretty nice as well)
9: Magical Eastern Dragon Rawr, Tries to cheer people up, sometimes will go out of his way to try and help someone, not always with the best results, clumsy, long.
10: Female Fat Fennec Rawr, likes food and smaller creatures (Both as pets or food) friendly for the most part.
And there we go, 10 different realities of what Rawr could be, derpherp

rawrarf:

Ok, let’s see, I took this one more as a challenge than anything else, 10 completely different alternate dimension Rawrs.

1: Plush Wolf Rawr, Happy, Brainless, He’s stuffed.

2: Toon Rawr, Generally happy, defies physics, mute.

3: Realistic Fawn Rawr, Feral, Shy, Eats Shits and Sleeps.

4: Mecha Wolf Rawr, Basic AI for tackling enemies, claws as defense mechanism, limbs can stretch and retract into their sockets.

5: Warrior Fox Rawr, Serious, Skilled, Deadly, likes to draw first blood from his opponents.

6: Jackalope Rawr, Shy, Prefers to keep a low profile when in trouble, Would rather be anywhere else but here.

7: Holographic Help AI Rawr, He offers advice to people that ask him stuff, otherwise he has no personality, he sounds nice and helpful though (And he actually looks very nice)

8: Female Jackal Rawr, accountant, very serious about her job, likes cold weather, likes hot beverages. (And actually looks pretty nice as well)

9: Magical Eastern Dragon Rawr, Tries to cheer people up, sometimes will go out of his way to try and help someone, not always with the best results, clumsy, long.

10: Female Fat Fennec Rawr, likes food and smaller creatures (Both as pets or food) friendly for the most part.

And there we go, 10 different realities of what Rawr could be, derpherp

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06 3 / 2012

SEIZURE WARNING.

Kanye West meets Hyperbole and a Half. Yes, I made this 2 second thing. Yes, I put “clean all of the things” instead of “clean all the things” which would have fit better. Also, I embedded it here because everywhere I tried to upload it would downsample it from 60fps, which kills the effect.

Kanye SEIZURE WARNING: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAfFfqiYLp0&ob=av2e

Comic: http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/06/this-is-why-ill-never-be-adult.html

Images: http://imgur.com/a/OjAqO#0

Right click and download 1366x768, view it full-screen, blow your eyeballs out: http://timtarnowski.com/files/dropbox/2012/clean%20all%20of%20the%20things.mov

29 1 / 2012

rawrarf:

I’m still trying to beat demotivation, so I tried what some people have recommended me, and I’ve seen others doing

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25 1 / 2012

heytanuki:

mildrakin:

OMFG! :O TANUKI BOWSER!

HOPY SHIT this is cute.
Source: http://masabowser.deviantart.com/art/True-Tanooki-Bowser-image-280973465

heytanuki:

mildrakin:

OMFG! :O TANUKI BOWSER!

HOPY SHIT this is cute.

Source: http://masabowser.deviantart.com/art/True-Tanooki-Bowser-image-280973465

(Source: droseattack)

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25 1 / 2012

heytanuki:

johnthedragon:

I know it’s perspective but it kind of looks like a severely disproportionate fox. Like really stumpy legs and a huge head.

Omg corgifox

heytanuki:

johnthedragon:

I know it’s perspective but it kind of looks like a severely disproportionate fox. Like really stumpy legs and a huge head.

Omg corgifox

(Source: voicevacancies)

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