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Sports Stuff II

So, as far as Baylor’s Bowl placement, it went somewhat like my most optimistic prediction, except that Holiday > BWW. We beat the hell outta UCLA. It was great. http://bearetic.tumblr.com/post/36055752739/bowl-predictions

Now, for the NFL, which I only have a passing interest in. Houston, because Houston. Washington, because RG3, because Baylor. I want the Texans to end tied for best record in the NFL (13-3), and RG3’s team to end with the same record as Andrew Luck’s team (10-6), just because. I don’t know what this last week of the regular season means for the playoff picture, but if Houston beats Indy, Tampa Bay beats Atlanta, and Washington beats Dallas, the things I want to happen will happen.

But like, ya know, whatever. I don’t care too much. It’d be nice though. This is a pointless post.

How to do a Jesse Pinkman impression.

summerstarkiss:

Step 1: Be out of breath.

Step 2: Say something.

Step 3: At the end of your statement, say “bitch”.

Bowl Predictions!

AKA “Shit Very Few of You Probably Care About”. AKA “What I Really Really Want To Happen”.

“Hey, what if we finish tied for 5th with Tech and winning the tiebreaker and the Big 12 gets 2 teams in BCS bowls even if one of those isn’t the NCG because we just walloped KState?” Well, I’m glad you asked.

KSU: 8-1
OU: 8-1
UT: 6-3
OSU: 5-4
BAY: 4-5
TTU: 4-5
TCU/ISU/WVU: 3-6
KU: 1-8

KSU: BCS Fiesta
OU: BCS Sugar
UT: Cotton
OSU: Alamo
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5/10 BAYLOR: Buffalo Wild Wings Bowl (formerly Insight Bowl)
8:15 p.m. MST on Saturday, December 29, 2012
Tempe, Arizona
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TTU: Holiday
TCU/ISU/WVU: Meineke/Pinstripe/Dallas

If we win out (which is the only acceptable conclusion to this season) and the stars don’t align (if TCU and WVU or ISU knock us to 7th), we’ll end up in San Diego (Holiday) or Houston (Meineke), and I’ll be happy with Houston, and be there in my hometown again, loud and proud.

If we only win 1/2 of our next games, a scenario I haven’t considered as meticulously as winning out, hopefully we go to Dallas. I may not be there. (booo, bad fan, whatever) On the off-chance we lose and don’t go to a bowl, LMFAO. At least the season wasn’t a total loss.

NOW! For the national picture. Here’s my Black Friday wish list:

Georgia Tech > 3 Georgia
FSU > 4 Florida
1 Notre Dame > USC
5 Oregon > Oregon State
Auburn > 2 Alabama (LOL NOT HAPPENING)

Georgia > 2 Alabama
6 Kansas State > Texas

Hopefully this keeps the SEC out of the title game, though idk how far UGA would fall after GT, and if they’d gain back that ground after beating Alabama. Of course, Alabama could lose to Auburn and take care of that for us, then they could beat Georgia and still probably not get back into the title game. Georgia beating Alabama at that point might still get them into it, because SEC. But then again, this whole post is BECAUSE ANTI-SEC. It’s 2:30 AM and I can’t sleep.

Now for something not completely different but less complicated:
If Mizzou beats A&M, Mizzou makes a bowl, Klein wins a Heisman for KState/B12.
If A&M beats Mizzou, Manziel wins a Heisman for A&M. Sometimes I like A&M.
This one I guess I’d be happy with either way…? I haven’t decided yet.
Uh, go Big 12. Mizzou > A&M. I was planning on watching this one anyway. :D

One day at a time. FIRST I GOTTA WATCH THAT EPIC THANKSGIVING MATCHUP BETWEEN UT AND TCU, AMIRITE? Hopefully A&M and UT get paired in a bowl together, both with 3 losses. Hook ‘em?